Funny Christmas Sweatshirt – Sarcastic Holiday Designs
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Size— S
Design— Gift Opossum
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Change the lettering, colors and layout. The piece itself (size, shape, material) stays as pictured.
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ABOUT THIS PIECE
ABOUT THIS PIECE
Bring your sense of humor to the holiday gathering with a funny Christmas sweatshirt featuring playful artwork and sarcastic seasonal sayings. Choose your favorite design, pick your size and make it yours with any sweatshirt background color you like.
Wear it to Christmas parties, casual get-togethers or festive outings with friends. It also makes a fun gift for someone who appreciates a cheeky joke and a less-than-serious approach to the season.
Each design comes with the artwork and wording shown in its product image. You are not limited to the pictured sweatshirt colors. Keep the example color or request your own preferred shade while keeping your chosen graphic design.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- Funny Christmas artwork with humorous holiday wording
- Your choice of sweatshirt background color
- 100% polyester with a soft, cotton-like feel
- Lightweight, long-sleeve crewneck sweatshirt
- Unisex casual fit
- All-over printed panels, cut and sewn into the finished garment
- Includes one sweatshirt in your selected design, size and requested color
HOW TO ORDER
- Choose your favorite design from the available variants.
- Select your size using the size guide.
- Enter your preferred sweatshirt background color, or request the color shown in the product image.
- Review your design, size and color request before placing your order.
SIZES AND OPTIONS
Available in sizes S–5XL with a unisex casual fit. Compare the size guide with a sweatshirt you already own to help choose your preferred size.
Select from the designs currently available in the variant menu. The artwork and wording remain as shown for your chosen design; the sweatshirt background color can be changed to any color you prefer.
CHOOSE YOUR SWEATSHIRT COLOR
Love the design but want a different color? Request anything from classic black or cream to pink, navy, burgundy or another shade you love.
Enter a color name in the color request field. If you have a particular shade in mind, include a HEX code to help communicate your preference. Screen settings and fabric printing may cause slight differences between the displayed color and the finished sweatshirt.
PRINTED GRAPHIC DETAILS
All artwork and lettering are printed flat on the fabric. Illustrated textures and dimensional shading are part of the printed design, rather than embroidery, raised embellishments or attached accessories.
A GIFT THAT FITS THEIR HUMOR
Choose a saying that suits your friend, partner, sibling or coworker, then pair it with their favorite color. Whether you’re shopping for a funny Christmas gift or your own holiday outfit, finding the right joke makes it feel personal.
- Will you send me a proof to approve?
- No. We make your piece from the details you enter on this page, exactly as you type them, so read them back before adding it to your cart. If you want our designer to adjust the design, message us before you order.
- What is the design preview for?
- It is optional: a free picture of your details on the piece, ready in about a minute, to help you judge wording and layout. Try again as often as you like. If it does not come through, everything you typed stays in the form and you can still add the piece to your cart.
- What if the preview looks different from what I typed?
- We follow what you typed: the names, date and wording fields, plus your "How should it look?" note. The picture is a guide, not a production file.
- Can I change something after ordering?
- Yes, for 24 hours. Email support@lunavows.com with your order number. We do not start making an order until 24 hours after it is placed, so an email sent in that time is always in time, even if our reply comes later.
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