Personalized Merry Kiss My Ass Custom Face Couple Wooden Ornament
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Size— 3.5 Inches
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Buy 2 ornaments, get 1 free gift. Any 2 wood, acrylic or glass ornaments in your order. Choose your gift in the cart: one of these 2026 ornaments. One per order, through Dec 31.
Change the lettering, colors and layout. The piece itself (size, shape, material) stays as pictured.
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ABOUT THIS PIECE
Give your Christmas tree a hilarious personalized twist with this custom face wooden ornament featuring the cheeky phrase “Merry Kiss My Ass.” Upload two photos and turn you and your favorite person into a playful Santa couple for a holiday keepsake that is anything but ordinary.
The design combines your custom faces with festive Santa outfits, a humorous back-facing pose and bright Christmas accents including holly, snowflakes, ornaments, gifts and greenery. It is a fun Christmas gift for a husband, wife or partner who loves personalized décor with a little attitude.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- Personalized wooden Christmas ornament
- Custom face for Person 1
- Custom face for Person 2
- Fixed “Merry Kiss My Ass” wording
- Funny Santa couple artwork
- Playful back-facing Christmas pose
- Festive holly, snowflake, gift and ornament details
- Single-layer fiberwood ornament
- Approximately 0.12 in / 3 mm thick
- Flat 2D printed design
- Natural jute-style hanging loop
HOW TO ORDER
- Select your preferred ornament size.
- Upload a clear photo for Person 1.
- Upload a clear photo for Person 2.
- Choose photos where each face is visible, well lit and not heavily covered by hair, glasses or other objects.
- Review your uploaded photos carefully before placing your order.
SIZES AND OPTIONS
- 3.7 Inches
- 4.5 Inches
- 5.5 Inches
Exact dimensions may vary slightly depending on the ornament silhouette.
WHAT YOU PERSONALIZE
- Custom Photo 1: Upload a clear front-facing or slightly angled photo of the first person.
- Custom Photo 2: Upload a clear front-facing or slightly angled photo of the second person.
Please make sure the uploaded photos are clear and correct before submitting your order.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Keep the ornament dry and store it carefully when not in use. Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid prolonged moisture, direct heat and continuous strong sunlight.
- Will you send me a proof to approve?
- No. We make your piece from the details you enter on this page, exactly as you type them, so read them back before adding it to your cart. If you want our designer to adjust the design, message us before you order.
- What is the design preview for?
- It is optional: a free picture of your details on the piece, ready in about a minute, to help you judge wording and layout. Try again as often as you like. If it does not come through, everything you typed stays in the form and you can still add the piece to your cart.
- What if the preview looks different from what I typed?
- We follow what you typed: the names, date and wording fields, plus your "How should it look?" note. The picture is a guide, not a production file.
- Can I change something after ordering?
- Yes, for 24 hours. Email support@lunavows.com with your order number. We do not start making an order until 24 hours after it is placed, so an email sent in that time is always in time, even if our reply comes later.
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